You know, when you’re out playing a round of golf and a shark falls from the sky.
Let the nightmares commence.
Higher ed is great. It’s a public good and a private good. If it weren’t for higher ed, I’d have to set my murder mysteries somewhere else.
But training displaced workers doesn’t make jobs magically appear; not only that, the time spent retraining may have been better spent looking for employment:
“What is more surprising — because no one else has looked at this question lately anywhere in the country — is that the laid-off people around Janesville who went to Blackhawk [Technical College] are faring worse than their laid-off neighbors who did not.”
As a New York City public school teacher, I’ve been attending meetings for almost three decades. There’s always an urgent problem that absolutely cannot wait.
Students need more test prep. Students need less test prep.
Teachers must stand. Teachers must not read aloud. Teachers must sit in rocking chairs and read aloud.
Students must do all writing in class. Students must do all writing at home.
Whatever the Thing is, we must do it immediately.
Frankie Bow’s first novel, THE MUSUBI MURDER , is available at Audible.com, Amazon.com, and iTunes.
From Discover Magazine online: “Their research is already yielding surprising results. Pace’s studies of residential showers have raised serious concerns that showerheads may act as delivery vehicles for bacteria that cause pulmonary disease. Dunn’s microbial transects of the American house are turning up shocking similarities between the ecosystem of your pillow and that of your toilet (see “Mapping the Home’s Microbe Habitats,” page 5). And you don’t even want to know what is turning up in detailed analyses of public bathrooms.”
I am going to dip my entire house in boiling bleach now, starting with my pillowcase .
Am I the only person who thinks that this is deliberate satire, or am I too dim to realize that all of the indignation is also satire?
“If you believe in evolution, you can’t be in favour of homosexuality, or the ducks will get you in the end.” Come on, you guys.
These universities have signed up for Project Degree Completion, the goal of which is to increase the number of baccalaureate-degree holders by 3.8 million by 2025. I’m sure they’ve thought through all of the possible consequences of a single-minded focus on increasing the number of college graduates.
Professors are only at number eight.
Jezebel has the story. Also, I want to publish in the journal Best Science Ever.
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