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Is it “killing the golden goose,” or “killing the goose that laid the golden eggs?” Audio sample from The Musubi Murder

The Mubusi Murder audiobook is headed to retail and will be available for download in just a few days! To whet (not “wet”) your appetite, here is a sample. Molly Barda is arguing with her best friend, biology professor Emma Nakamura. Voice artist Nicole Gose does an amazing job with this scene, portraying two different people in a spirited discussion.

The golden goose? Or the goose that laid the golden EGGS?

Click to play on SoundCloud.

Frankie Bow’s first novel, THE MUSUBI MURDER , is available at Audible.com, Amazon.com, and iTunes.

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So I come to school with my shirt inside-out

…after going to my early morning community meeting, also with my shirt
inside-out.  But the day was only starting. So I was in my office and I decided to take a break and read Gawker but just as I pulled the page up a student walked in to
ask about registering for a class, and when he left I realized that
this headline was prominently displayed on my 21 inch monitor.

 

I’m just going to make myself a cup of coffee and pretend that nothing
ever happened. And by make myself a cup of coffee I mean literally
become a cup of coffee so that when anyone comes looking for me
they’ll look in my office and say, “Nope, no one’s here, but someone
left a cup of coffee on the desk.”

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Internet dating. It’s like being a kid in a candy store. A candy store full of poisonous snakes.

Fake profile of horrible person attracts swarms of suitors.  (However: She’s cute).  Any evolutionary psychologists want to weigh in on how it’s time for the human race to die out already?

“It’s riddled with typos. This girl clearly lacks the ability to read and write. In the opening paragraph, she kind of quotes Katy Perry and says her passions are krumping and interpretive dance … but as long as you love chili and art you’re golden! She also makes an off-handed racist comment. She then describes what she’s doing with her life in the most vague way possible, only sharing a horribly offensive 9/11 joke and that she posted on a picture of Willy Wonka. Then you get to what she’s really good at and she says iPods. What does that mean?? How are you good at iPods?”